Local Man Now Performing 1990’s Hip-Hop for Elmhurst Residents After Exhausting Traditional Bagpipe Songs

by Dave Noble, City News Editor

ELMHURST – The local bagpiper who has been performing near the Prairie Path every night during the COVID-19 pandemic has depleted his catalogue of traditional songs and is now playing 1990’s Hip-Hop for Elmhurst residents.

Believed to be the only person in Elmhurst who owns bagpipes, Brian Costello is the man who emerges from the backyard of his Eggleston Ave. home just before sunset, places a tip jar on the ground near the path, and begins playing music to “lift the spirits” of his neighbors.  Following through on his promise to perform a different set of music each night, Costello is now playing songs from what many consider to be the “golden era” of Hip-Hop music.

“I pledged to play a fresh list of music each night, and frankly I’m having trouble following through on that,” said Costello, who performed songs like “Nuthin’ But A ‘G’ Thang” by Dr. Dre, “Gin & Juice” by Snoop Dog, and “911 Is A Joke” by Public Enemy on Saturday night for dozens of residents who stood somewhat safely from each other on the Prairie Path or listened from their parked cars.  “This seems to be the genre of music that the audience likes to hear, so I’m going to roll with it for a while.”

Following an unsuccessful attempt to recreate The Who’s 1973 rock opera Quadrophenia with bagpipes earlier in the week, Costello began playing Hip-Hop and discovered that militant and gansta rap styles in particular resonated with Elmhurst residents. Saturday’s performance included an encore after Costello retreated to his home and then came back outside minutes later to perform Naughty by Nature’s “Hip Hop Hooray”.

The Elmhurst Police Department has been monitoring the crowd size each night, and has requested that Costello change into his piper outfit inside of his home instead of in his backyard.

Knife-Sharpening Man Issues Statement Regarding COVID-19, Eyes Return to Elmhurst

From the desk of Tony Del Ciello, a.k.a. “The Knife-Sharpening Man”

Greetings Elmhurst!  I miss you very much.  Especially the women, but not especially the husbands.  I look forward to seeing you again later this month!  I am coming back to Elmhurst!

This Coronavirus thing is a serious concern to my customers and to my many admirers, and I am constantly monitoring the rapidly-evolving situation.  As an “essential service”, I am taking precautions in light of COVID-19 so that everyone can remain safe.  My grinding wheel and all other parts of my cart will be sanitized every day or so.

Unfortunately for me (and perhaps for you as well?),  I will not be able to come in direct contact with my lovely customers when I return to Elmhurst in a few weeks.  To ensure that we are all safe, I am asking you to take the following steps:

  • Download the “Knife Man” app on your smartphone.
  • Enter your credit card information.
  • Turn on notifications to find out when I’m coming to your neighborhood.
  • Click the “Sharpen My Knives” button to order and prepay for sharpening services.  There is an option to leave gratuity if you choose to do so.
  • The night before I arrive in your neighborhood, leave your knives, lawnmower blades, and machetes on the sidewalk in front of your house.
  • If you are home when I have finished sharpening them, I will toss the blades back to you.
  • If you are not home when I have finished, I will bury the blades into your garage door with precision throws from the sidewalk.

Before I go, I want to say a special “hello” to some of my favorite lady-friends in Elmhurst who I especially miss, including Sandra, Joyce, Emily, Jacqueline, Gina, Dorothy, Suzanne, Barbara, Elizabeth, “divorced” Michelle, and “almost-divorced” Michelle.

See my Facebook page, Instagram, and Twitter accounts for further updates on my 2020 return to Elmhurst.

Tony Del Ciello